ALBS

His sister comes in and leaves his clothes.
As she leaves, he asks ‘isn’t that my t-shirt that you’re wearing?’
She replies ‘it suits me better, besides you don’t even wear it’ and walks off.

The next day, his sister and his girlfriend,
Come back from their shopping spree
And as they come in, he notices the shirt
His girlfriend was wearing and asks
‘Isn’t that my favorite shirt?’ 
She replies ‘what’s yours is mine boo’
And his sister, laughing, says ‘you should do an inventory check’

Looking at them both, he asks ‘apart from my clothes, do you, ladies, need something else, my kidney’s, liver or lungs?’
Laughing they reply, ‘we’ll let you know’